3 Step Biscuits Or How To Break Up With Your Girlfriend Biscuits Recipes

Steps:

• Stir together all ingredients (dough will be crumbly).
• Turn dough out onto a lightly floured surface.
• Knead 3 or 4 times.
• Pat or roll dough to 1/2 inch thickness; cut with a 2 1/2 inch round cutter, and place on a lightly greased baking sheet.
• Bake at 400°F for 18 to 20 minutes or until golden.
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• NOTE: Keep in mind that the secret for making excellent biscuits is-- Try not to handle dough too much or too firmly-- The less manipulation (kneading, handling dough a lot with hands) the better the texture.
• Now, About the bad reviews, please know this: In order for this to work, YOU MUST USE SELF RISING FLOUR. So go follow it "to a T" and if your girlfriend wants to break up with you over failed biscuits -- well, she is superficial and you'd be wise to break up with her before she breaks up with you! And always remember this: If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all.

Steps:

• Heat the oven to 180C/160C fan/gas 5. Butter and line a 30 x 20cm tin. Put the butter and sugars in a mixing bowl and beat using an electric whisk until light and fluffy. Add the vanilla and almond extracts and orange zest. Mix to combine.
• Add the eggs one by one. After each egg, make sure to whisk fast to avoid any splitting. Add the flour and baking powder and whisk for 2 mins until you have smooth batter. Fold in the milk. Spoon the mixture into the prepared tin and bake on the middle shelf for 25-30 mins until a skewer inserted into the middle comes out clean. Leave the cake to cool in the tin for 10 mins, then transfer to a cooling rack until cooled completely.
• Meanwhile, make the ganache. Put the chopped white chocolate in a large heatproof bowl. Bring the cream to a boil in a small saucepan, then immediately pour it over the chocolate. Leave for 1 min to melt. Whisk the cream and melted chocolate until you have a smooth, ganache mixture. Set aside - it'll thicken as it cools.
• Spread the ganache on top of the cooled sponge in an even layer using a palette knife. Roughly break up the biscuits, then scatter them evenly over the cake. Cut into 12 squares.

Steps:

• BASE:.
• Combine flour, sugar and baking powder.
• Cut in butter until mixture is consistency of fine crumbs.
• Beat egg and cream together.
• Add to dry mixture, stirring to make a soft sticky dough.
• Pat dough into a greased 9"x13"x2" baking pan.
• FILLING:.
• Combine rhubarb, raspberries, blueberries or cherries, sugar and flour.
• Toss lightly.
• Beat egg and melted butter together.
• Add to fruit, stirring gently to mix.
• Spread over dough.
• TOPPING:.
• Mix flour, sugar and baking powder together.
• Cut in the butter.
• Add cream, stirring to make a crumbly mixture.
• Sprinkle evenly over fruit.
• BAKING:.
• Preheat oven to 325 degrees Fahrenheit.
• Bake for 45 to 55 minutes or until golden.
• Cut into squares.