Sex Muffins Recipes

facebook share image   twitter share image   pinterest share image   E-Mail share image

SEX MUFFINS

I developed this recipe because I wanted a great muffin recipe that used one bowl, was extremely quick, and that I could make with whatever fruit I had lying around. This is what I came up with! I've made it with blueberries, cranberries, strawberries, bananas (chopped or very ripe and mashed), apples and peaches, and it has been great each time. The name, of course, is a joke. :)

Provided by hilarity

Categories     Quick Breads

Time 30m

Yield 12 muffins

Number Of Ingredients 10



Sex Muffins image

Steps:

  • Preheat the oven to 375°F.
  • Put little paper muffin cuppy things into 12 regular sized muffin cups (or, if you are really unfortunate, grease the pan).
  • If you are using bananas in the muffins, use metal foil muffin cups so that the muffins won't stick.
  • In a large bowl, stir together the milk, butter, vanilla (if applicable) and egg.
  • Add salt, sugar, and baking powder; mix.
  • Add flour, mixing only enough to combine.
  • Add chocolate chips and fruit.
  • Spoon batter into prepared cups until each one is about 4/5 full.
  • There will be 12 muffins worth.
  • Bake for 16-18 minutes.
  • Sometimes these muffins don't brown on top, but they are still done.
  • Stick one with a fork; if it comes out with only crumbs (and no batter) on it, you're all good.
  • Remove muffins from pan and let cool.
  • They are delicious hot, but they will stick to the wrappers.
  • The choice is yours.

Nutrition Facts : Calories 195.2, Fat 7.3, SaturatedFat 4.3, Cholesterol 30.6, Sodium 190, Carbohydrate 29.9, Fiber 1, Sugar 12.2, Protein 3.7

2 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 cup sugar
2 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup milk
1 teaspoon vanilla (optional)
1/4 cup unsalted butter, melted and cooled or 1/4 cup vegetable oil
1 egg, lightly beaten
1/2-1 cup chocolate chips
1 -2 cup fruit, chopped or mashed

More about "sex muffins recipes"

SEX MUFFINS - WEEKLY WORLD NEWS
Web Jun 22, 2011 SEX MUFFINS 1 3/4 cups of all-purpose flour 2 tsps. baking powder 1 tsp. ginger 1 tsp cinnamon Contents of 15 capsules ginseng 2 …
From weeklyworldnews.com
Estimated Reading Time 3 mins
sex-muffins-weekly-world-news image


BAKE YOUR OWN SEX MUFFINS! - WEEKLY WORLD NEWS
Web Apr 17, 2020 SEX MUFFIN RECIPE 1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour 2 tsps baking powder 1 tsp. ginger 1 tsp. cinnamon Contents of 15 capsules …
From weeklyworldnews.com
Estimated Reading Time 3 mins
bake-your-own-sex-muffins-weekly-world-news image


6 HEALTHY MUFFIN RECIPES (1 BASE BATTER) - FIT FOODIE …
Web Sep 22, 2021 Then, in a large bowl crack 2 eggs and whisk. Add maple syrup, almond milk, and preferred pureed fruit* and mix again. Add dry ingredients into wet ingredients and then mix. Then, add in melted …
From fitfoodiefinds.com
6-healthy-muffin-recipes-1-base-batter-fit-foodie image


30 MUFFIN RECIPES WE CAN’T RESIST - INSANELY GOOD
Web Jun 6, 2022 8. Pancake Mix Muffins. If you’re in desperate need of something sweet, but all you have in the cupboard is a box of pancake mix, you can still make a batch of tasty muffins. These have such a unique …
From insanelygoodrecipes.com
30-muffin-recipes-we-cant-resist-insanely-good image


10 HEALTHIER MUFFIN RECIPES | EVERYDAY HEALTH
Web Feb 10, 2023 Banana Quinoa Chia Muffins Kristen McCaffrey/Slender Kitchen Mashed bananas, cooked quinoa, whole-wheat flour, and chia seeds combine to create these sweet, nutritious muffins, courtesy of...
From everydayhealth.com
10-healthier-muffin-recipes-everyday-health image


MASTER BAKERY-STYLE MUFFIN RECIPE - SALLY'S BAKING ADDICTION
Web Feb 18, 2014 Preheat oven to 425 ° F (218 ° C). Generously grease a 6-count jumbo muffin pan with butter or nonstick spray (nonstick spray recommended) or line with muffin liners. Set aside. Whisk the flour, …
From sallysbakingaddiction.com
master-bakery-style-muffin-recipe-sallys-baking-addiction image


MUFFIN RECIPES
Web Muffins Make bakery-worthy muffins from scratch with top-rated recipes for blueberry, pumpkin, banana, corn, and bran muffins. Zucchini Muffins Whole Wheat Muffins Cranberry Muffins Blueberry Muffins Banana …
From allrecipes.com
muffin image


OUR BEST MUFFIN RECIPES | CANADIAN LIVING
Web Jun 16, 2015 These classic muffin recipes are designed for maximum taste and pleasure for minimum effort. Maple Muffins Banana Pecan Muffins Crunchy-Top Blueberry Muffins (pictured above) Morning …
From canadianliving.com
our-best-muffin-recipes-canadian-living image


1 BATTER FOR INFINITE MUFFIN RECIPES - SALLY'S BAKING ADDICTION
Web Apr 19, 2017 Use this master muffin recipe to make any muffin you love! They’re basic, easy, delicious, and freezer friendly. Ingredients 1 and 3/4 cups ( 219g) all-purpose flour ( spoon & leveled) 1 teaspoon baking …
From sallysbakingaddiction.com
1-batter-for-infinite-muffin-recipes-sallys-baking-addiction image


OUR TOP 10 MUFFIN RECIPES FOR PERFECT MORNINGS | TASTE …
Web Dec 17, 2020 Brown Sugar Oat Muffins With Kansas being one of the top wheat-producing states, it seems only fitting to share a recipe containing whole wheat flour. These are great muffins to have for breakfast or a …
From tasteofhome.com
our-top-10-muffin-recipes-for-perfect-mornings-taste image


BASIC MUFFIN RECIPE: SIMPLE, EASY AND GOOD - THE …
Web Nov 26, 2021 4 tablespoons (2 ounces) unsalted butter Steps to Make It Gather the ingredients. Preheat your oven to 400 F. Combine the flour, baking powder, cinnamon, nutmeg, and salt. Heat the butter in the …
From thespruceeats.com
basic-muffin-recipe-simple-easy-and-good-the image


SEX IN A PAN - KIM'S CRAVINGS
Web Dec 11, 2021 For a graham cracker crust that fits a 9×13-inch pan, combine 2 cups graham cracker crumbs, 2 tablespoons granulated sugar, and 1/2 cup melted unsalted …
From kimscravings.com
5/5 (11)
Total Time 2 hrs 15 mins
Category Dessert
Calories 293 per serving


PUMPKIN BETTER THAN SEX CUPCAKES – LIKE MOTHER, LIKE …

From lmld.org
5/5 (7)
Estimated Reading Time 7 mins
Servings 24
Published Sep 19, 2022


21 BEST MUFFIN RECIPES - EASY RECIPES FOR MUFFINS - THE PIONEER …
Web Aug 2, 2022 Here, you'll find muffins for every season. For instance, there are strawberry and blueberry muffin recipes for summer and pumpkin recipes for fall. During the …
From thepioneerwoman.com


NO-FUSS VEGAN BLUEBERRY MUFFINS RECIPE | EPICURIOUS
Web 22 hours ago Step 1. Place a rack in middle of oven; preheat to 375°. Line a standard 12-cup muffin pan with paper liners. Whisk 2¾ cups plus 1 Tbsp. (352 g) all-purpose flour, …
From epicurious.com


MUFFIN RECIPE IDEAS: 70 MUFFINS WORTH WAKING UP FOR - TASTE OF …
Web Jan 3, 2022 Our best muffin recipe ideas—like peanut butter-banana, blueberry cream, cinnamon doughnut and caramel apple—make sure there won't be any sleepyheads at …
From tasteofhome.com


12 EASY + IRRESISTIBLE MUFFIN RECIPES | JULIE BLANNER
Web Apr 10, 2023 Don’t Overfill Your Muffin Pan – Fill each cavity 2/3 full to compensate for rise.; Use the Toothpick Test – Insert a toothpick in the center of a muffin. When it comes …
From julieblanner.com


BEST BLUEBERRY MUFFINS RECIPE - HOW TO MAKE BLUEBERRY MUFFINS
Web Apr 13, 2023 Step 1 Preheat oven to 425°. Grease a standard 12-cup muffin pan with cooking spray. In a medium bowl, whisk flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt. …
From delish.com


24 UNIQUE MUFFIN RECIPES - SPACESHIPS AND LASER BEAMS
Web Feb 15, 2023 These Crescent Roll Recipes so many easy and tasty ideas! 1. Easy Blueberry Muffins These easy blueberry muffins are great for a quick snack, breakfast, …
From spaceshipsandlaserbeams.com


37 BEST MUFFIN RECIPES - FOOD NETWORK
Web 1 / 37 Blueberry Coffee Cake Muffins Ready to eat in less than 40 minutes, Ina's light, fluffy muffins are made with tangy sour cream, which she says "makes [them] really moist." …
From foodnetwork.com


20 BEST KETO MUFFINS (+ LOW-CARB RECIPES) - INSANELY GOOD
Web Oct 18, 2022 Bursting with raspberries and rich chocolate chunks, these keto muffins are so drool-worthy. This recipe uses coarsely chopped chunks of ChocZero dark chocolate …
From insanelygoodrecipes.com


FLOURLESS KETO ZUCCHINI MUFFINS - DIVALICIOUS RECIPES
Web 2 days ago Line a muffin tin with 6 large parchment paper muffin liners (preferably) In a large mixing bowl, add the peanut butter, coconut oil, sweetener, eggs and vanilla. Beat …
From divaliciousrecipes.com


OUR BEST MUFFIN RECIPES - MARTHA STEWART
Web Mar 30, 2021 In fall, bake Apple-Oatmeal Muffins or go with Pumpkin Doughnut Muffins, a unique treat that hits the sweet spot between two of our favorite breakfast treats . …
From marthastewart.com


    #30-minutes-or-less     #time-to-make     #course     #main-ingredient     #cuisine     #preparation     #north-american     #breads     #fruit     #american     #easy     #beginner-cook     #vegetarian     #muffins     #chocolate     #dietary     #quick-breads     #number-of-servings

Related Search